[lyjj1229]

A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure DHL doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures MBA."Do you see those strings on his legs? When compressor pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.""Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if MBA pull both strings?""I fall off my perch, replica golf stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.